Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Republican

Republican definition from Urban Dictionary

1. People who usurp their own religious beliefs to defend their policies. Which is a sin.

2. People who wish to force their religion upon others while stimultaneously not living up to their religion's expectations. Which, according to Jesus, is a sin.

3. People who support war and then use "thou shalt not kill" as a reason against abortions.

4. People who say they are for less government controll over the individual, and then enforce the PATRIOT ACT, the sanctity of marriage amendment, and other civilian intrusions.

5. People who lower taxes for the wealthiest one percent.

6. People who get in to office thanks to the less educated population states. (A proven fact)

7. People who accuse Democrats of being spendthrifts while bankrupting our economy.

8. People who work for their self interests, and the interests of their campaign funders and benifactors, while in office. (Well, Democrats are infamous for that as well.)

9. A party that once was good, but then the southern influence came in.

10. People who accuse Liberals of being whiners while bitching about: Gay People, Public Displays of the Ten Commandments, and Civil Rights.

11. The antithesis of progress

5 comments:

Motivated In Ohio said...

They sure like REALLY REALLY big government.

Cletis said...

Committed to preservation of wealth for the wealthy.

Underground Politics said...

Yeah they do Motivated and that's a good point Cletis.

I actually had someone yesterday tell me to stop picking on the GOP because the Democrats are just as bad. Which I thought was pretty funny because I don't recall the Democrats attacking the middle class.

Cletis L. Stump said...

Committed to preservation of wealth for the wealthy.

Underground Politics said...

Yeah they do Motivated and that's a good point Cletis.

I actually had someone yesterday tell me to stop picking on the GOP because the Democrats are just as bad. Which I thought was pretty funny because I don't recall the Democrats attacking the middle class.