"If the United States is supposed to uphold "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness" how can a sick or dying person without health care have these rights."
~Motivated In Ohio
"Any health care funding plan that is just, equitable, civilized and humane must - must - redistribute wealth from the richer among us to the poorer and the less fortunate. Excellent healthcare is by definition re-distributional."
~Donald Berwick
This is hands down my favorite quote by Stewart, well, second favorite... my most famous is his one after this, "I don't let my kids eat ice cream every night... they wish I did! But even they know that doesn't make me the Hitler of ice cream!"
I remember seeing that one! One of my favorites is when he's talking about the Tea Party:
"Everything you described there, I believe, is a misdemeanor. The actual Tea Party was a fucking felony. Do you know how much trouble....? I mean, do you know what the Tea Party actually was? You know how much trouble you'd get in if you broke into a ship, stole the cargo from the ship's owners, and just threw it overboard? Not to mention the EPA fines and the damage it would do to your Indian costume? The Tea Party namesake... you're named after the most celebrated act of theft and vandalism of private property in our nation's history! And you can't stomach a little park camping?"
Haha! I remember that one too, in fact I'm pretty sure I have that one bookmarked as well, or at least I did, they may have taken that one down by now.
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This is hands down my favorite quote by Stewart, well, second favorite... my most famous is his one after this, "I don't let my kids eat ice cream every night... they wish I did! But even they know that doesn't make me the Hitler of ice cream!"
I saw that, it was really funny.
I have that clip bookmarked from their website, wish I had a way to get it so I could watch it whenever I want.
Just use the embed code and put it on your blog. The embed code is under a symbol something like this .
Oh I know how to do that, i meant save it as an .avi file or something so i don't have to watch it in a web-browser, haha
He does have a way with words!
I remember seeing that one! One of my favorites is when he's talking about the Tea Party:
"Everything you described there, I believe, is a misdemeanor. The
actual Tea Party was a fucking felony. Do you know how much
trouble....? I mean, do you know what the Tea Party actually was? You
know how much trouble you'd get in if you broke into a ship, stole the
cargo from the ship's owners, and just threw it overboard? Not to
mention the EPA fines and the damage it would do to your Indian costume?
The Tea Party namesake... you're named after the most celebrated act
of theft and vandalism of private property in our nation's history! And
you can't stomach a little park camping?"
~Jon Stewart
Haha! I remember that one too, in fact I'm pretty sure I have that one bookmarked as well, or at least I did, they may have taken that one down by now.
I have a handful of quotes from Stewart on my quotes page that I love.
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